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deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

mostly because a lot of fries aren’t cut from one potato into the shape of a fry. many potatoes are mashed and mushed and then squishied into the shape of a fry, and these fries can be long or short. then they’re frozen/fried/etc.

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callieolliegail:

This is very important.
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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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sadoak:


Braille subdermal implants. 
Directly translates to, “No sky no earth but still snowflakes fall”

i really fucking like this

beautiful

perfect
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sarah-sings-her-life-away:

PLEASE DON’T APPLAUD UNTIL THE CONDUCTOR HAS LOWERED THEIR ARMS THAT IS LITERALLY THE ONLY JOB THE AUDIENCE HAS. WHY DO THEY FUCK THAT UP ALL THE TIME

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queefilicious:

i want a meangirls 3 with meryl streep, jessica lange, and jane lynch where theyre the bitch clique in an old age home

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