“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
(via i-will-be-your-saviour)
what is the hanky code for “i know it doesn’t look like it but i swear i’m queer please flirt with me even though i’m kind of shy”
look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
(Source: hateruess, via moowaffles)
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
